The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
pro’s of dating me
- i love being cuddled
- i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
- i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
Reblog every wednesday.
It wednesday We all know what that means
Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins
Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex
Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship
CAN WE ALSO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
30 Days of Doctor Who → Day 10: An episode that makes you cry
↳ The End of Time. ’We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.’
New new doctor.
When my dragons are grown, we will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me.