i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
how to kill a doctor: slip a little piece of apple into their drink
|Song: What the Head Said|
|Artist: Marie Laveau feat. Madame Lalaurie|
|Played: 60,426 times.|
Cordelia goes “Fiona” Zoe goes “Kyle” Madison “Bitch” And Nan goes “Hi”… Misty goes “Stevie” and Myrtle goes “Dear”, Queenie “Voodo, Voodo, Voodo”… But there’s one sound that no one knows. WHAT-THE-HEAD-SAID… liiiiiiieees *music*
……#THEFUCKKKKK DID III JUST HEARD?¡!?¡!?¡! *can’t stop laughing*
I need to get this on my iPod
how do i get over someone who i never dated
Reblog this if your life have been ruined by one of these fuckers
.. and these adorable shits, so I can follow your sassy bum.
Oh, and this big pile of sugar;
and where is my boy??!
oh here he is..
-I’m left travelling on my own ‘cos there’s no one else.
Gabourey Sidibe continues to live the dream
American Horror Story: Asylum promotional shoot
You Do The
i dont get it
NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID
don’t even try to pretend you didn’t sing it in your head
i DOMN’T GET THIS AT ALL.
this is so obnoxious…
it’s been a while